Happy Mother’s Day to @jenballiet for providing me and Dr. Dr. Patton Pup with unconditional love. We are two lucky basset hounds in this cruel, cruel world.

Happy Mother’s Day to @jenballiet for providing me and Dr. Dr. Patton Pup with unconditional love. We are two lucky basset hounds in this cruel, cruel world.

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Chalk Ben.

Chalk Ben.

One o dem damn chalkies.

One o dem damn chalkies.

RIP Slayer. Thanks for making my adolescence bearable.

RIP Slayer. Thanks for making my adolescence bearable.

Still way proud of this album. Excited about the new material, because of/in spite of writing it via email/demos. Long live doom.

Still way proud of this album. Excited about the new material, because of/in spite of writing it via email/demos. Long live doom.

The most beautiful performance of “Holy Diver” in the history of the world.

The most beautiful performance of “Holy Diver” in the history of the world.

7.5.13. This is how the world ends. Hope to see all my much-missed Southern friends and family at the new HiTone for this.

7.5.13. This is how the world ends. Hope to see all my much-missed Southern friends and family at the new HiTone for this.

I know this. Why did you make a picture of it? Now I’m afraid.

I know this. Why did you make a picture of it? Now I’m afraid.

Happy birthday to the coolest dude ever! Patton’s 7th birthday will be spent like all of his other ones — asleep. Definitely jealous.

Happy birthday to the coolest dude ever! Patton’s 7th birthday will be spent like all of his other ones — asleep. Definitely jealous.